How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Click here to end the world.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

who is awesome? no one...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

honest politician

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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