Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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2 black kids walk into school

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my gramma died

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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