- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Psychics.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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