Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Knock Knock Come in

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Ms Leong Sux

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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