A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Your gay

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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