You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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black people

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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