a black guy hates chicken.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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wsde

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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