Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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