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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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