What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Blacks

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This is not funny.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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where is the world?

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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