2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Anti Joke

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