- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I like your hair

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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