- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Moral

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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