- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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