Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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