- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Then none of us want to be right.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

The GOV and the WHO?

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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