That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

test

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

my gramma died

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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