- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Your face

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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