Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Your dads dead. lol

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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