- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman has diarrhea

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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