What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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