This sentence is a lie.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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