Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your face

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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your life

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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