Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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