- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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