- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

i like it in the mouth

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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