- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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