Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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PENIS

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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hello

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Penis chickens

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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