- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

you dint have to be a jew matt

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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