- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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