- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

diarrhea.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock knock Go away

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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