A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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