- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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