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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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