Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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hello

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Anti Joke

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