Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Suck pussy

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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yada yada

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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CAS

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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