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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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