What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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