- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??