- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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