- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

I like poop in my butt

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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