did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

the sky is green no it is not

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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