- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

oh hey.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do black people eat? Food.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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