Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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