my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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