- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

hi mom

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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