- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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