- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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