- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Robin, get in the batmobile

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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