How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A Serbian Film

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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My Butthole.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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