- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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