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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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