Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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A child walks into a classroom.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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The holocaust

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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