- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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