- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What is older than history?

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