- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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