- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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