- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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