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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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