What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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