What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

KONY 2012

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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