roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Black people.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Anti Joke

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