- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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