how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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