- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock Knock Come in! :)

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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