There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

thumb_up thumb_down -9

have you ever had african food? neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

canada

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops