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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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