- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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