- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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