Your sex life.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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