Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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