A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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womens rights.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Error 37.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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