- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

hard cheese

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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