Adam Chebali is awesome

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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