- Anti Joke

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

This sentance contains three errers

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Do u take sugar?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.