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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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