-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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womans rights...

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Nuneaton..

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NASCAR

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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