"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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An Artic Storm.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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