Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Netflix and chill

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

robin, get in the car.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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