What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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