- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.