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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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