- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

dry handjob

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

CFL

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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