A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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