How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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The Big Band Theory

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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No soap radio

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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