- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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