Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Wolfjob.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Shea's sty....

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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