- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Two planes walk into an office building

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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