What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Anti Joke

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