why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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lol

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Women's professional sports

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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anus

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