A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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