- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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