- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

noah is a scrub jungle

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Gretta has five legs? -no

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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