- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

womens rights.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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