what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Irish sobriety

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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420

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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