whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Feminism.

sucks Syntax...

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Obama

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Women's Rights

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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