A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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