- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

YOLO You only like Oreos

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Major League Soccer

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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