Why did jim all I over? He dies

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Women's Rights

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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