- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How many light bulbs? 1

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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