Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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