Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A dyslexic blind man

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Im gay What about you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

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