Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

snooki

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

YES! EXACTLY!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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