A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

My dad

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

kk

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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