- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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