- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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