- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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