Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Women's rights

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Keanu Reaves

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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