Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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