why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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so the weather's nice...

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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