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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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