What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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