Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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