What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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