Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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