A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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