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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Who invented apple? God

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

womens rights

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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