What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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