- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How high is the sky? True or False

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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