What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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haha black people :D

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Life

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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