Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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seek beauty

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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