How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What the hell are you doing?

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

9/11

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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