- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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