whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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I regret everything.....

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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