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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Ken wins!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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