- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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