- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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