- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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