How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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