- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's brown and sticky A stick

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A kid has no friends.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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