- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

i found waldo.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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