- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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