- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

im saul and i love cock

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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