knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Skrillex.

Nuneaton..

Liverpool City Football Club

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

An Aisian failed a test

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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