What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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