- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

yes i can connor, this is brett.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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