A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

heat!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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