- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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