There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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canada

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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snowglobe

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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