- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Dead girls can't say no.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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