- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Black people stink of shite!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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