the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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