A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Your're racist.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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