If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A young baby died.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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