- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

I once did something.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

my egg roll

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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